Happy Thanksgiving friends! Before I go stuff my face (and probably drink a little too much wine) with family, I wanted to share some cute and punny instagram captions for all of those grams I know you’ll be posting later on when you’ve turned into a couch potato!
- Let’s get basted
- I yam what I yam
- Fifty shades of gravy
- Zero plucks given
- Eat hard, nap harder
- I get pie with a little help from my friends
- Hey there, cutie pie
- Eyes on the pies
- My role at family functions is to look the best and drink the wine
- Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants
- What a cluster pluck
- May your pants stay stretchy, your glasses stay full, and your family avoid talking politics
- Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine
- Every day is leg day
- ThankFULL
- Feast mode
- I cran and I will go back for seconds
- Too soon for leftovers? Asking for a friend.
- Nobody puts gravy in the corner
- Gobble ’til you wobble
- This is a reminder to set your scale back ten pounds this weekend
- Family, turkey, and football — oh my!
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
- Cranberries without vodka? Must be Thanksgiving
- It’s all gravy, baby
- Official occupation: couch potato
- Is it time for leftovers yet?
- Thanksgiving is plucking awesome
- To do: Eat, drink, nap. Repeat.
- Alexa: activate feast mode
- My fondest Thanksgiving memory is sitting at the kids table and not being judged
- My mom’s Facebook friends are going to lose it over these Family pics
- Staying single, eating double, drinking triple
- One of my biggest fears is that I’ll marry into a family that runs 5ks on holidays
- Get your fat pants ready
- Keep calm and gobble on
- You know I’m all about that baste
- Sweatpants are all that fit me right now
- Just keep eating, just keep eating
- Pro tip: You don’t have to answer your family’s questions if your mouth is full of food
- Seasons eatings!
- Turkey thot
- Mom asked what I was making for Thanksgiving, I said ” a scene”
- Let’s play “how drunk can I get at the family gathering without them knowing?”
- Pies before guys
- #blessed
- You miss 100% of the leftovers you don’t take
- Clear plates, full stomachs, can’t lose
- If you ran a 5K this morning, we are not the same
- No relationships were harmed in the making of this Thanksgiving dinner
- Red wine pairs best with my relatives
- Thanksgiving is a marathon, not a sprint
- If there are leftovers, you’re just not trying hard enough
- No food left behind
- It’s all fun and games, until your pants don’t fit anymore
- Carb loading for Black Friday
